"Oh, aye, leave those rusty freighters and join the Starfleet, Montgomery. You’ll finally get to sail through cosmic storms and chart unknown galaxies. But hold on! We’ve decided that, for your unprecedented genius in experimental beam technology that may very well change the foundations of science, to banish you to the furthest hinterlands of baltic hell, where you can freeze your marrow waiting for some muppet to open the BLOODY DOOR.”
You know, I think spending over a decade of your life with either Clint Barton OR Tony Stark will wear your face down into the same default expression.
…I know that look.
i need a movie that’s just pepper and nat and loki having a night on the town being sassy bitches and swapping war stories about their ridiculous pet superheroes
ridiculous pet superheroes
I must go down to the seas again
to the lonely sea and sky
Allow me to drift into a meta here, because i think this is interesting. Dorian always asks about Kennex’s personal preferences, his personality in a sense. He’s getting a feel for his fleshy partner, which is what he’s supposed to do. As a synthetic soul it’s best for him to learn about the other organic ones around him, and that means he gets to know Kennex, and probably Rudy, the ones who actually interact with him. (To an extent he probably interacts with a few other players, but Kennex and Rudy are top.)
That being said, he’s still an android, and no matter what, his cataloging systems are much stricter than ours. He won’t forget. He has certain protocols that he runs around Kennex and certain ones he runs around MX’s, and definitely one he runs around Paul (called the i’m going to pretend I didn’t hear that protocol)
SO, what I’m assuming here, and what my point really is, is that Dorian essentially writes this all down. His memory can be accessed and downloaded, this is proven with MX’s, though there’s probably less video data and more note taking.
So I wonder, in so many odd years when Kennex retires and Dorian is decommissioned, the state takes these files and analyses them to make improvements in the boy program. You know, find out what it is that made the two click so well. And they’ll open Dorian’s analysis of Kennex and find you know, the usual:
Date: August 14, 2052
- Trigger pull rate at 322 milliseconds, 15% efficiency loss. Possible maintenance required for standard issue weapon
- Leg update performing at optimum levels
- Reprimand filed by Moldonado deleted
But then, somewhere at the end of the file it’ll be something like
- Still hates cats
- Addendum: Cats hate him.
- Tended wound inflicted by angry feline
- ERROR: Laughter protocol maintained involuntary loop 5 minutes
- Error report deleted
You know , the things that have nothing to do with police work but everything to do with Kennex being a person and Dorian being a person to.
- Fond of Japanese food
- Uses to much olive oil on leg
- Secretly likes the dick jokes
- Finally reduced testicular swelling after -REDACTED-
idk… i think it would be funny.
you’re important to me you piece of shit
bones to jim
seduce me with star trek references
#obligatory drop everything and read mindmeld fic #because jim just got the emotional whiplash of literally decades #worth of the relationship he and spock were supposed to have and didn’t have and had already had #where thirty seconds ago he didn’t even know this dude who got him put on probation and thrown off of a moving starship #even had emotions #lOOK AT HIS FACE I THINK IT’S AN UNDERSTANDABLE FACE #god #stxi #the blogger reverts to old fandoms at the slightest provocation